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		Krystal Wrote:This is probably the most decent, recent picture I have of myself.  Can you tell how absolutely uncomfortable I was?  And I was talking or eating or something when my friend took it.   
 
My horrible self-image nearly shows through.  But the costume was cute. 
HEY!!!
 
a dutch oven!
	  
	
	
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		The plus side was that the cauldron pictured behind me was full of spiked cider, which I proceeded to drink copious amounts of.  That and vodka shots.  Despite the fact it was a party, I was schlitzed enough to enjoy myself.
	 
	
	
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		Krystal Wrote:The plus side was that the cauldron pictured behind me was full of spiked cider, which I proceeded to drink copious amounts of.  That and vodka shots.  Despite the fact it was a party, I was schlitzed enough to enjoy myself. 
you mean it's not a dutch oven?     
	 
	
	
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		Booze is better.  Except now I can only drink a few select things.     
	 
	
	
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		So Howie, to be clear, your crotch needed pesticide?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		hotzester Wrote:So Howie, to be clear, your crotch needed pesticide? 
It's amazing how well that stuff works on crabs!!
 
and fleas
	  
	
	
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		i got crabs so big Red Lobster's trying to get me
	 
	
	
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		Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:![[Image: dscn0235ii4.jpg]](http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/4421/dscn0235ii4.jpg)  
 
 
 
 
"you have to put the sign up because it's the rules!" 
 
 
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		Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:i got crabs so big Red Lobster's trying to get me 
Did you get them from courtney love ?
	  
	
	
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		Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:i got crabs so big Red Lobster's trying to get me 
Alternate take:
 
I got crabs so big Red Lobster serves my bath water as an appetizer.
	  
	
	
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		Went on vacation recently so here are some new pics! 
On obnoxious Caribbean T-shirt night: 
  
[Almost] the whole group on obnoxious Caribbean T-shirt night: 
  
William and I at dinner: 
  
St. John's: 
  
	 
	
	
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		Great pics, Allyson... I love the Carribbean. 
 
You look nothing like your avatar pic.  Not better, not worse...you just look different.  lol
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Don't take this the wrong way but you "married" up.
	 
	
	
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		Allyson Wrote:![[Image: n81405370_31172370_8566.jpg]](http://lh4.ggpht.com/_FToS4LiRs3o/SXSTI-HYO0I/AAAAAAAAAYU/MlnaPTbPLmA/s800/n81405370_31172370_8566.jpg)  
Allyson is a shorty!     
	 
	
	
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		Really, who among us DIDN'T marry up?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		hotzester Wrote:Great pics, Allyson... I love the Carribbean. 
 
You look nothing like your avatar pic.  Not better, not worse...you just look different.  lol 
My avatar pic was taken a few years ago, I had longer hair and it was just after summer so I was tan.  Not to mention my face.
 Admin Wrote:Allyson is a shorty!     
Yea and I'll still kick your ass so you better watch it.
	  
	
	
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		Allyson Wrote:Yea and I'll still kick your ass so you better watch it. 
I think that's what he's shooting for...
	  
	
	
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		Allyson Wrote:Admin Wrote:Allyson is a shorty!     Yea and I'll still kick your ass so you better watch it. 
I have no doubt in my mind that you'd give it a shot!
 Rock Monster Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Yea and I'll still kick your ass so you better watch it.  
I think that's what he's shooting for... 
I've never fought a female but Allyson is on a list of a few women that I could see giving someone a run for their money. I work with a woman about the same size as her and she is feisty as hell.
	  
	
	
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		what's this married crap?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		dolph Wrote:what's this married crap? 
Hence the quote marks........
 
BTW, there is a Michigan law about common law marriages so Wendy might already own your ass!
	  
	
	
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		hotzester Wrote:You look nothing like your avatar pic.  Not better, not worse...you just look different.  lol 
omg she can't be real! she isn't a chick but rather a dude!!! no wait, she doesn't really look like that and is a 34 year old black woman!!!!!
 
short stuff cut her hair....
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Admin Wrote:dolph Wrote:what's this married crap?  
Hence the quote marks........ 
 
BTW, there is a Michigan law about common law marriages so Wendy might already own your ass! 
Michigan eliminated common law marriage. She'd  better off having me expire.
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Yeah that's it, I was implying that she wasn't real.  Not just making a general comment about her pic and my general surprise at how different she looked.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Quote:Allyson is a shorty!     
I thought we all knew that already!
 
and besides....I like short women so I find nothing wrong with it!
	  
	
	
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		plumpenut Wrote:Quote:Allyson is a shorty!     
 
I thought we all knew that already! 
 
and besides....I like short women so I find nothing wrong with it! I prefer to call them spinners.  
 
I can expect to correct quotes made by n00bs, but not you dino!  I'm just a tad disappointed . . .     
	 
	
	
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		dino Wrote:plumpenut Wrote:I thought we all knew that already! 
 
and besides....I like short women so I find nothing wrong with it! I prefer to call them spinners.   
 
+1  spinners are fun! 
 
 
I can expect to correct quotes made by n00bs, but not you dino!  I'm just a tad disappointed . . .     
	 
	
	
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		I figure I may as well update my pic here show how i look now  
 
	 
	
	
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		You look just like the owner of a bar Plungee and I go to sometimes to watch football games, only 20 years younger.
	 
	
	
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		.... thanks????
	 
	
	
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		He can play a mean guitar and Plungee loves his chicken wings . . .     
	 
	
	
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		lol okay, well I do have to admit I can make some mean wings, and my homemade sauce is pretty nice.  
 
As far as guitar, well i gotta work on that.
	 
	
	
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		Philly Mike Wrote:lol okay, well I do have to admit I can make some mean wings, and my homemade sauce is pretty nice.  
 
As far as guitar, well i gotta work on that. 
Speakin of wings, stupid prices are apparently going up.
 http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/...ideosearch
I'm goin to B-dubs before these become a luxury instead of a necessity!
	  
	
	
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		I get my wings at sams club, nice price there. The fact of having a good deep fryer is always a plus to making them yourself. They are also great grilled, but everything tastes better when deep fried.
	 
	
	
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		Philly Mike Wrote:I get my wings at sams club, nice price there. The fact of having a good deep fryer is always a plus to making them yourself. They are also great grilled, but everything tastes better when deep fried. 
Also ranch dressing makes everything delicious.
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		dolph Wrote:Philly Mike Wrote:I get my wings at sams club, nice price there. The fact of having a good deep fryer is always a plus to making them yourself. They are also great grilled, but everything tastes better when deep fried.  
Also ranch dressing makes everything delicious. 
nothing better than ranch
	  
	
	
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		dino Wrote:Philly Mike Wrote:lol okay, well I do have to admit I can make some mean wings, and my homemade sauce is pretty nice.  
 
As far as guitar, well i gotta work on that.  
Speakin of wings, stupid prices are apparently going up. 
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/...ideosearch 
 
 
this is depressing to hear............i love wild wings..........they treat us like family there.....maybe we just spend too much time there 
 
I'm goin to B-dubs before these become a luxury instead of a necessity! 
	 
	
	
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		plumpenut Wrote:dolph Wrote:Also ranch dressing makes everything delicious.  
nothing better than ranch 
Bacon.  Bacon owns.
 
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		The simple fact is you CAN'T make wings without a fryer.  It is IMPOSSIBLE.  Without that crispiness  you get on the outside from a nice good frying, it's not even worth the time.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	 
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