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		churn some butter. 
 
Does anyone else think King of the hill is overrated?
	 
	
	
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		No, it's a good show.  
 
Utcome of the NFL today?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		If I could spell ^ it would say OUTCOME.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		The Lions still find a way to lose. 
Are you a Beatles person or Elvis person?
	 
	
	
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		Beatles, though Elvis did play a key role when I was 12 with the 45s. 
 
Southern Man or Sweet Home Alabama?
	 
	
	
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		Neither. 
 
Sirloin or porterhouse?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Gotta go with porterhouse. 
Do you think Quentin Tarantino is over-rated.
	 
	
	
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		He has a couple of good contributions, but he hardly did anything.  
 
Can you explain to me what you are doing with that?
	 
	
	
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		Yes.  Yes, I can. 
 
Is Quentin Tarantino still relevant?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		No. No, he's not. 
 
Why can't you just tell us what you are doing with that?
	 
	
	
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		I think he's putting his tongue on it. 
Oh yeah, that tastes good doesn't it?
	 
	
	
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		you know it does. 
 
How much does it cost to get 1 bourbon, 1 scotch, and 1 beer?
	 
	
	
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		One meeeel-yun dollars. 
 
Where's Waldo?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		At the Presidential Inauguration. 
 
How many items will they break of Obama's while moving his junk?
	 
	
	
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		Depends on how good of friends the movers are to joe the plumber. 
 
Do you swing?
	 
	
	
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		Only if it's on a tire. 
 
Why is the inauguration always late getting started?
	 
	
	
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		On time is no fun.  
 
Why bother?
	 
	
	
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		Exactly my point! 
 
Why can't I get this stupid bluetooth to sync with bill's blackberry?
	 
	
	
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		because you didn't read the manual. 
 
why is it so cold?
	 
	
	
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		Because Gawd and Canada have deemed it so. 
 
What's your favorite thing to slap on the barby (BBQ)?
	 
	
	
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		wings. 
 
What's your favorite thing to slap on the barbie (doll)?
	 
	
	
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		Her vintage Easter Parade dress.   http://www.fashion-doll-guide.com/images...-Dress.jpg
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		when dick clark dies. 
 
Who else has a problem with Rupaul?
	 
	
	
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		Not me.  I want a Rupaul doll (so he can help Barbie with accessory shopping)! 
 
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
	 
	
	
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		They don't, they just either see or don't see their shadow on their special day. 
 
Who wrote the book of love?
	 
	
	
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		Why, Mr. Wonderful of course!  *insert little floating heart farts here* 
 
Is a woodchuck the same thing as a ground hog???
	 
	
	
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		No woodchuck is a delicious cider.  
 
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		whatwouldzappasay Wrote:Why, Mr. Wonderful of course!  *insert little floating heart farts here* 
 
Is a woodchuck the same thing as a ground hog??? 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundhog
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White or Wheat? 
white, wheat tastes like crap. 
 
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		in the forest. 
 
what would scooby do?
	 
	
	
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		Eat something with Shaggy. 
 
Why did the bird fall out of the tree?
	 
	
	
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		Because it's a chicken. 
 
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		a virgin on his first time. 
 
What's faster than that?
	 
	
	
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		His wife says Howie... 
 
What's slower than molasses in January?
	 
	
	
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		Zane trying to figure out a math problem. 
 
Why is molasses slow?
	 
	
	
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		it's mom didn't stop drinking when she got knocked up. 
 
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		Eff it, i'm tired of thinking. 
 
What's it like to be a rolling stone?
	 
	
	
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		I gather no moss. 
 
Is it always this crazy here?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Absolutely! 
 
Is snowing in your area?
	 
	
	
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		Not at the moment, but later today. 
 
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		We did yesterday. 
 
Who can it be now?
	 
	
	
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