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		HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONEY!! 
 
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I started to use that first pic RM, but didn't because they weren't Bud Light cans!!
	 
	
	
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		Thankyou Queenie!!! 
 
 
Thanks Rock!! PBR works!!! 
 
EDIT: .... I thought you said you weren't gonna tell anyone about the teeny weeny?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		happy birthday man, guess this makes you a grumpy older cuss... [drop]crickets[/drop] 
 
okay anyway just one question. How would rock know about you being  sizely challenged? 
 
i figure the only one who should know of that would be the queen. 
 
anyway all jokes aside, happy birthday man, enjoy many more.
	 
	
	
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[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		jus'  P Wrote:Thankyou Queenie!!! 
 
 
Thanks Rock!! PBR works!!! 
 
EDIT: .... I thought you said you weren't gonna tell anyone about the teeny weeny? 
Nope, wasn't me..... Howie maybe?
	  
	
	
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		I will only make one comment . . . that cake was not made for Plungee.
	 
	
	
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Have a great birthday!!!!!  I hope you get some birthday bootie from the queen!!!  :-X
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		He got his present from me this morning!    
	 
	
	
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		Queenie Wrote:He got his present from me this morning!    and here it is.  I'm sure he loved it.
  
	 
	
	
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		there's a tea bag on the cake
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		well plungee may be a big tea drinker along with his bud light.
	 
	
	
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		Jiggy, you surf for pictures of half-naked men often?
	 
	
	
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		Queenie Wrote:Jiggy, you surf for pictures of half-naked men often? 
hummm, he found a pretty good one too....kinda makes you wonder..  ???
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Actually I searched "birthday cake old man".  My original intentions were harmless.
	 
	
	
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		Yeah . . . i'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on that.    
	 
	
	
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		Queenie Wrote:Yeah . . . i'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you that.    Ok ok, would you believe that I don't have a locked folder on my computer that's titled "Things to look at while my wife is away."
	  
	
	
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		Jiggy  Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Yeah . . . i'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you that.    Ok ok, would you believe that I don't have a locked folder on my computer that's titled "Things to look at while my wife is away." 
I find it incredible that you can fit it all in one folder!!!   :-X
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		jus'  P Wrote:Jiggy  Wrote:Ok ok, would you believe that I don't have a locked folder on my computer that's titled "Things to look at while my wife is away."  
I find it incredible that you can fit it all in one folder!!!   :-X 
*ZING  +1
 
of course, he's probably speaking from experience      
	 
	
	
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		hbd!
	 
	
	
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		Nice.
	 
	
	
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		Queenie Wrote:jus'  P Wrote:I find it incredible that you can fit it all in one folder!!!   :-X  
*ZING  +1 
 
of course, he's probably speaking from experience      
folder? Do you know that 12x30 bldg on the corner of our property that I told you was ,"haunted", so you should stay away?.....
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Jo Wrote:![[Image: r0sbvc.jpg]](http://i40.tinypic.com/r0sbvc.jpg)  this cake can cure cancer, and can give you the power of flight.
	  
	
	
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		jus'  P Wrote:Queenie Wrote:*ZING  +1 
 
of course, he's probably speaking from experience       
 
folder? Do you know that 12x30 bldg on the corner of our property that I told you was ,"haunted", so you should stay away?..... 
Yeah, I cleaned that out for you.  Put most of it in the burn pile.  Just trying to help!!     
	 
	
	
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		Happy birthday to one of my forum favorites! 
 
	 
	
	
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		happy birthday. i didn't make you a cake, but i can seductively fart on one if you'd like.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Hope you have a great birthday.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Happy Belated Birthday!
	 
	
	
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you. 
 
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Admin Wrote:Happy birthday to one of my forum favorites! 
 
![[Image: Cat-CatInBirthdayCakeYoureAdopted.jpg]](http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/Fredcat/Cats%2002/Cat-CatInBirthdayCakeYoureAdopted.jpg)  
I do something similar  to my eldest when we're in the store.
 
She'll holler, " Dad,  Dad!"
 
and I'll reply loud enough for everyone to here, " I TOLD YOU TO NEVER CALL ME THAT!"
 
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		Happy birthday, butthead!!!
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Fistor Wrote:Happy birthday, butthead!!! 
...you never write....you never call....It's like that time we spent in the men's room meant NOTHING to you....
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		jus'  P Wrote:Fistor Wrote:Happy birthday, butthead!!!  
...you never write....you never call....It's like that time we spent in the men's room meant NOTHING to you.... 
that was you?
 
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