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		*slaps momma for giggling.
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. 
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		*slaps Mike for slapping momma
	 
	
	
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		*slaps lee with a back scratcher.
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
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[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		*slaps Mike back with a textbook
	 
	
	
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		*slaps lee with a wet fish
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. 
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		*slaps mike with a swimming noodle
	 
	
	
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		*slaps lee with a guitar that bleeds Chuck Berry Red.
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. 
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		*slaps mike with a detroit lions football helmut....they have to be good for something right?
	 
	
	
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		*slaps lee with a louisville slugger
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. 
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		*Slaps mike with a tire iron
	 
	
	
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		*slaps dunk with my hand cause that's all I need.  they are illegal in 36 states*
	 
	
	
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		*slaps Jiggy from across the room... 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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		*slaps zdunk and Mike for bitch slapping each other for almost 6 hours today* 
 
[drop]sounds like a gay[/drop]
	 
	
	
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		*slaps the queen to thank her for saving this from being a complete sausage fest today.
	 
	
	
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		*slaps P. Mike to turn it back into a sausage fest*
	 
	
	
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		*slaps jiggy because conan is just Effin funny
	 
	
	
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		*slaps Mike to make sure there's a female in the mix today*   
Quote:*slaps zdunk and Mike for bitch slapping each other for almost 6 hours today* 
THAT, was effin' funny.      
	 
	
	
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		*slaps wwzs in thanks for bringing in the female mix. 
It's so much easier to flirt around with the women here, the guys are afraid to flirt back...
	 
	
	
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		*slaps mike for complaining
	 
	
	
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		*slaps lee because he used that excuse before.
	 
	
	
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		*Slaps mike......now don't go starting this again...
	 
	
	
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		*slaps lee, starting this?? you are the one that slapped me first. you whore!!!
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
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[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		*slaps mike because I fail to see your point
	 
	
	
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		*slaps lee for failing.
	 
	
	
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		*slaps mike because this is turning out a lot like yesterday...
	 
	
	
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		*slaps zdunk to mix thungs up*
	 
	
	
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		*slaps jiggy in thanks, then slaps him again because it is still a sausage fest in here
	 
	
	
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		*slaps zdunk because I'm not getting an operation just to help out this thread*
	 
	
	
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		*slaps Mike, zdunk and jiggy for having to come back today and stop the madness* 
 
[Daddy Daycare drop]you're killing me, you're really killing me[/drop]
	 
	
	
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		*slaps Queenie because I don't know what the eff everyone is talking about when they do [/drop]* 
 
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		*slaps wwzs for not knowing what a [drop] is* 
 
I am just quoting a line from a movie, person, etc. as opposed to inferring that I was the originator of the saying
	 
	
	
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		*Slaps Queenie for all that 'splanin she's doing
	 
	
	
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		*slaps lee because if it weren't for queen and zappa it would be a slapfest full of testosterone.
	 
	
	
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		*slaps Philly Mike cause you're next in line and I don't need a good reason*
	 
	
	
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		*slaps Jiggy, because he agrees with me about those fruity pebbles
	 
	
	
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		*slaps everyone cause I've missed out on all this fun...and I don't discriminate
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		:  laps Momma for being loose and easy::
	  
	
	
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		*double slaps titan for just being there*
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		*slaps titan cause he said I was loose...I keep it high and tight!    
*slaps tool cause he got there seconds before me
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		*slaps momma for admitting she's easy
	 
	
	
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