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		I see the hank JR. and up the ante to dale earnhart JR.
	 
	
	
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		I see your Dale Earnhardt, Jr. and raise you a Dale Jarrett.
	 
	
	
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		I see your Dale Jarrett and raise you a Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers
	 
	
	
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		I see your Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers and raise a Power Rangers
	 
	
	
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		I'll see your Power Rangers and raise you a Texas Rangers.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I see your Texas Rangers and raise you a New York Rangers.
	 
	
	
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		I see your New York Rangers and raise you a Gangs of New York
	 
	
	
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		I see the gangs of new york and will up you with a New Jack City.
	 
	
	
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		I'll see your New Jack City and raise you City of Angels.
	 
	
	
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		I'll see your City of Angels and raise you an Angels in the Outfield.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I'll see your Angels in the Outfield and (this ones for the guys) I'll raise you a Dark Angel. 
 
 
All I can say is Jessica Alba is HOT!   :o
	 
	
	
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		I seed your dark angel and raise you a dark chocolate snickers bar
	 
	
	
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		I'll see your dark chocolate snickers bar and raise you a Kit Kat Bar
	 
	
	
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		I'll see your kit kat and raise you a milky way
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I'll see your milky way and raise you a Roseanne Bar.
	 
	
	
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		I see your Roseanne Barr and raise you Shamu the Whale.
	 
	
	
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I see your Shamu the Whale and raise you Free Willy the Whale.
	 
	
	
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		I see willy whale and raise a chilly willy the penguin.
	 
	
	
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		Philly Mike Wrote:I see willy whale and raise a chilly willy the penguin. 
I see your chilly willy really is chilly, and I wave my willy in your auntie's general direction
	  
	
	
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		I (barely) see your willy and raise you a fart in your general direction.
	 
	
	
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		I smell your fart and know that it smells of elderberries and I raise you a box of Guinness flakes breakfast cereal
	 
	
	
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		okay now lets get off of this whole weird topic shift and go back to normal... 
 
I see your guinness whatever and raise you  a mcdonalds big breakfast
	 
	
	
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		I'll see your big breakfast and raise you some McNuggets!! 
 
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		your momma Wrote:I'll see your big breakfast and raise you some McNuggets!! 
 
*note - I'm so glad I didn't go back one page and read what y'all were talking about last night. 
It was mostly on page 2
 
  I see your nuggets and raise you 2 filet o Fish with extra tartar sauce...  Droooooool
	  
	
	
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		I'll see your filet o fish and raise you a long john silver fish and chip meal
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I see your long john silver fish and chip meal and raise you a John Malkovich
	 
	
	
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		I see your John Malkovich, and raise you a Being John Malkovich.
	 
	
	
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		I see that and raise you a John goodman
	 
	
	
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		I see your John Goodman and raise you a John Hiatt.
	 
	
	
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		I see your John Hiatt and raise you a John Locke.
	 
	
	
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		I see your John Locke and raise you a John Stewart.
	 
	
	
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		I see your John Stewart and raise you a Payne Stewart
	 
	
	
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		I see your Payne Stewart and raise you a Major Payne.
	 
	
	
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		I see your Major Payne and raise you a Major Dad.
	 
	
	
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		I see your Major Dad and raise you a Major Tom.
	 
	
	
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		I see your Major Tom and raise you a Uncle Tom's Cabin
	 
	
	
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		I see your Uncle Tom's Cabin and raise you a Harriet Beecher Stowe.
	 
	
	
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		I'll see your Harriet Beecher Stowe and raise you a Harriet Nelson.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I see your Harriet Nelson and raise you an Ozzie Nelson.
	 
	
	
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		I'll see your Ozzie Nelson and raise you a GUNNAR Nelson. 
 
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