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		zdunklee Wrote:Yea, remember I am also the bartender. 
Since dino and I are designated drinkers, can you fix me a Jack & Coke so I can go ahead and get started?
	  
	
	
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		You want that 1 part coke and 10 parts jack right?
	 
	
	
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		Queenie Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:Yea, remember I am also the bartender.  
Since dino and I are designated drinkers, can you fix me a Jack & Coke so I can go ahead and get started? 
Since my spoon playing and jeep driving will be keeping us alive I'm going to want some drinks as well.
 
I take my milk - skim and my coke diet.
	  
	
	
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		I'm the bartender Jiggy, not the grocier (sp?).
	 
	
	
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		zdunklee Wrote:You want that 1 part coke and 10 parts jack right? 
Damn you're good!!
	  
	
	
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		zdunklee Wrote:You want that 1 part coke and 10 parts jack right? 
Yeah, but skip the Coke
	  
	
	
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		Jiggy  Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:Yea, remember I am also the bartender.  
And I drive the jeeps.   
 
I believe if we want to be stationary we might want to go to a place that has pre-existing theaters so we don't have to waste time building those.  Maybe we could go to Branson, MO and take over Yakov Smirnoff's theater. 
 
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i think we're better off finding a small town in the middle of nowhere to start off, the big cities are just going to be a big ole pit of death and disease
	  
	
	
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		I nominate myself as Chief Technologies Officer. I will provide iPod batteries, in case we need a little change from the bluegrass. I also require tequila, and none of that cheap stuff either.
	 
	
	
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		I'm going into battle with a bunch of drunks.
	 
	
	
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		Like they said in Braveheart, or maybe Gladiator, a little alcohol is courage.
	 
	
	
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		Titan !  Wrote:Like they said in Braveheart, or maybe Gladiator, a little alcohol is courage. 
I'll drink to that.
	  
	
	
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		Any of you women folk wanna be in charge of cooking ?
	 
	
	
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		0rz0ski Wrote:Titan !  Wrote:Like they said in Braveheart, or maybe Gladiator, a little alcohol is courage.  
I'll drink to that. 
I'll drink to that as well, but only if by a little he meant a lot.
 Titan !  Wrote:Any of you women folk wanna be in charge of cooking ? 
I'm not even gonna touch that can of worms you just opened up.
	  
	
	
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		Well I suppose if we got a man dude who can cook, I'm cool with that. 
 
that reminds me, you think the zombos will go for the men or the women first ?
	 
	
	
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		I think they will go for whoever is slowest, start getting in shape.
	 
	
	
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		Hmmm, if we decide we want to live on Chili I could do cook duties but as it stands I am already driving armed jeeps and playing spoons so my schedule is pretty tight.
	 
	
	
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		Yeah Jiggy, your schedule is booked pretty tight, but I think that like maybe every 2 weeks we could get a substitute spoon player / jeep driver  cause I likes me a good bowl of chili, but that's really more of a decision for the executive branch 
 
However remember rule # 2  No Eating Zombies and that includes using them as meat, spice and or sauce for chili
	 
	
	
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		Jiggy  Wrote:Hmmm, if we decide we want to live on Chili I could do cook duties but as it stands I am already driving armed jeeps and playing spoons so my schedule is pretty tight. 
Chilis out for me.  I don't eat spicy food and would probably starve before living on it.
	  
	
	
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		I'll make food. Burgers, steaks, spaghetti, chicken, lasagna, tacos, any form of dessert.
	 
	
	
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		Ok, so it's obvious we need a food person,  in my opinion it seems that Orzo is the best choice, does anyone else have food skillz to challenge her or want to fight for the job ?
	 
	
	
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		Sofar I'm just a banjo playing Doktor.     I think I got a sweet gig.
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Doktor Wrote:Sofar I'm just a banjo playing Doktor.    I think I got a sweet gig. 
Banjo ?  hell yeah,
 
But I don't want to burst your bubble here, but I'm personally hoping that a genuine Dr or Nurse shows up
	  
	
	
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		Well, does any member have medical documentation? Or Experience?  
I know there's a lot of registered members...but i rarely see them post..
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Well, we've had a couple Dr.s  
 
 You of course  . 
 
And Dr. Stupid, who seems to have disappeared. 
 
We also had a nurse for a while, but she too seems to have disappeared.  Sadly.
	 
	
	
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		Well looks like i'm your only option    
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		We're all doomed.
	 
	
	
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		Maybe someone can take a first aid class?
	 
	
	
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		I find your lack of faith disturbing...
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I find your lack of mental stability scary as shit.
	 
	
	
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		..and yet oddly alluring, right?     
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		...no.
	 
	
	
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		Not sure if it qualifies as doctor but one time I had to apply a band-aid to myself.  I was there, I know.
	 
	
	
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		I have first aid and cpr certification, but also have 2 jobs already, and I think that bartender one alone is gonna keep me pretty busy.
	 
	
	
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		It's not like I didn't have first aid classes in the Marine Corps or anything... >_>
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Maybe I'll kidnap a dr or nurse when I go ransack the Home Depot
	 
	
	
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		Titan !  Wrote:Maybe I'll kidnap a dr or nurse when I go ransack the Home Depot 
Maybe we should find Dr. House.  That way we can get fixed and tough talked at the same time.
	  
	
	
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		Good point in tough times a little tough talking might be necessary
	 
	
	
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		I know Dr. House plays instruments so he can play our bass fiddle. 
Here's an update: 
 
 
Celebrities to gather: 
Chuck Norris 
Bruce Campbell 
Steve Carrell 
Dr. House 
 
Band Lineup: 
Singer- Sunshyne 
Steel guitar- Mad Dog 
Banjo- Doktor 
Spoons- Jiggy 
Washboard- Zdunklee 
Bass Fiddle- Dr. House 
Fiddle- Krystal 
Whiskey Jar- Mainerliser 
Hand Trumpet- Steve Carrell 
 
Supplies: 
Medical supplies 
Bartender supplies 
Jeeps 
Ammo (bring your own) 
Tools (Titan is bringing a truck full of Home Depot stuff) 
 
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