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		Oh come on, ya'll freakin walked right into that!!     
	 
	
	
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		True dat.
	 
	
	
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		Damn this walkin thing...
	 
	
	
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		Your drunk as hell aren't you
	 
	
	
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		might be, slightly hard to type...
	 
	
	
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		You should drunk dial Producer Joe
	 
	
	
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		That seems like it might not go well, besides that I'm not even sure where my phone is at this point...
	 
	
	
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		I'm drunk as a motherEffer . . . how 'bout youins????
	 
	
	
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		things a co ed would say.
	 
	
	
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		Wanna go to a party?
	 
	
	
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		How many kegs are there?
	 
	
	
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		things donkey kong concerns himself with.
	 
	
	
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		Enslaving a Princess.
	 
	
	
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		sadistic fantasy
	 
	
	
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		I can't reveal everything but it may or may not involve Martha Stewart.
	 
	
	
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		Insider trading
	 
	
	
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		What only some people get caught doing.
	 
	
	
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		smokin a doobie
	 
	
	
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		Willie Friggin Nelson
	 
	
	
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		don't post while drinking
	 
	
	
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		but...but.. but MOM!!!
	 
	
	
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		What you say when you get in trouble. 
 
 
 
*side note: I wish I would have been able to respond to Jiggy's Willie Nelson with Rothbury, cause he is totally gonna be there.
	 
	
	
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		Willie Nelson+Rothbury = I have got to get out to Rothbury this year
	 
	
	
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		I need a new car this year
	 
	
	
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		Debt.
	 
	
	
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		What 90% of americans are trying to get out of. 
 
Jiggy, did I mention Bob Dylan also, or how bout The Dead (I know no Jerry Garcia, but it's still the dead.)?
	 
	
	
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		bed
	 
	
	
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		Where I sleep at night.
	 
	
	
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		in your clothes
	 
	
	
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		What I look good in.
	 
	
	
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		a body bag
	 
	
	
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		Ouch...walked into that one I guess. 
 
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		In the incinerator
	 
	
	
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		FIRE GOOD.
	 
	
	
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		Bizarro Frankenstein
	 
	
	
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		Bride of Frankenstein.
	 
	
	
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		I'd tap that
	 
	
	
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		What Jiggy says about anything on 2 legs.
	 
	
	
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		bend over and spread 'em
	 
	
	
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