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		Way to go Rock Monster.  You've successfully become our Yoko Ono.
	 
	
	
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		Jiggy  Wrote:Krystal Wrote:Jiggy: Chauffeur (yes, you get to play with the gun)  
I think I prefer the term Assault Vehicle Operator better.  Or just AVO. 
Fixed.
	  
	
	
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		Jiggy  Wrote:Way to go Rock Monster.  You've successfully become our Yoko Ono. 
All in favor of Rock Monster volunteering for the bait squad say aye.
 
Aye
 
5 calls says it all rules
	  
	
	
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		and 3 out of 5 is all we need,   
 
somebody bring a deck of cards too,
	 
	
	
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		Titan !  Wrote:Jiggy  Wrote:Way to go Rock Monster.  You've successfully become our Yoko Ono.  
All in favor of Rock Monster volunteering for the bait squad say aye. 
 
Aye 
 
5 calls says it all rules 
Yeah, now that I have Sunshyne on my side, you're all effed. No karate for you. I won't even need the military will all the crap she has!
 
Maybe after a couple of years we can bring an aircraft carrier over and give you guys a little help.
	  
	
	
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		I go where the gun-toting karate chick goes.  Sorry boys.
	 
	
	
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		Sweet. So now our group, lets just call it the "Smart Group" is up to Sunshyne, Krystal, and me. Anyone else want in?  
 
By the way, clothes will be optional in Hawaii.
	 
	
	
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		Way to go Yoko.
	 
	
	
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		You have to remember:  Ocracoke is way closer to the eastern seaboard than Hawaii is to the western. 
 
Plus, what would you do if all the girls chose Hawaii???
	 
	
	
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		So you think RM's going to be able to convince an airline pilot to go to Hawaii, and oh by the way can you stop in Tennesse to pick up a friend of mine ?
	 
	
	
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		So, you guys are going to swing through Tennessee on your way to Ocracoke from Michigan?  If necessary we could take a boat to wherever we want, we just have to make it to the Mississippi.
	 
	
	
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		That's what we were kind of needing to plan out, the West Michigan contingent can make our way to Tenn and join up and head to Oracoke together, but you'll have to hunker down until we get there, probably (about 2 weeks)   
 
OR you can forge ahead on your own and we'll meet up at Oracoke
	 
	
	
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		Titan !  Wrote:That's what we were kind of needing to plan out, the West Michigan contingent can make our way to Tenn and join up and head to Oracoke together, but you'll have to hunker down until we get there, probably (about 2 weeks)   
 
OR you can forge ahead on your own and we'll meet up at Oracoke 
It's an effing 10 hour drive from Nashville to the state border.  I give you 3 days.
	  
	
	
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		Right, BUT, the main highways are probably best to be avoided, plus we're avoiding major urban centers, and slowly picking our way via back roads and what not.  Not to mention whatever roads we do choose will be probably be littered with abandoned cars
	 
	
	
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		Or....  
 
we have my pilot fly down to Tenn to pick up whoever choses to come (and sunshyne's weapon cache'), then off to Hawaii. 
 
We can be off in less than a day.
	 
	
	
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		And where do you plan on getting this pilot and jet from ? 
 
I know where the Uhaul trucks are, and I know how to drive them, and I have a map of roads and what not.
	 
	
	
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		Titan !  Wrote:And where do you plan on getting this pilot and jet from ? 
 
I know where the Uhaul trucks are, and I know how to drive them, and I have a map of roads and what not. 
I have a couple of "friends of friends" that are pilots, and if all else fails, I think I'll be able to find a couple of pilots around the Airport. I'm pretty sure that there will be a couple of jets there also, but I'm not too sure on that.
	  
	
	
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		Well if you want to pin your hopes on someone else go ahead,   
 
My plan relies on me and the abilities I already have.  If I die, someone else can always drive the truck.  If your "friend of a friend" pilot dies you have no hope.
	 
	
	
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		I've always wanted to go to Hawaii. 
but remember, according to Zane, there's only one main island    
	 
	
	
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Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		well I think if you want to get past the problem of the undead, you need to find some of the smartest people, preferably those with the intelligence in medicine, this way you can probably come up with a vaccine for undeadness, and possibly be able to come up with a counter serum that you can use as a weapon to possibly even reverse the effects on those who will try to attack, maybe get an airborne agent going to have a "safety bubble" that the zombies may not be able to enter because it would kill them but be safe to us.
	 
	
	
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I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. 
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		Yeah we covered that a few pages back.  Liser is our lab anti zombie serum maker. 
 
How about one of those sonic fences like they have on lost ?  We could rig it to make their heads explode instead of just knocking them unconscious
	 
	
	
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		Titan !  Wrote:Well if you want to pin your hopes on someone else go ahead,   
 
My plan relies on me and the abilities I already have.  If I die, someone else can always drive the truck.  If your "friend of a friend" pilot dies you have no hope. 
That's why we have to recruit a few pilots. Also, there's always Flight Simulator that we can all brush up on.
 Queenie Wrote:I've always wanted to go to Hawaii. 
Now the rest of y'all are really effed.
	  
	
	
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		Oooh, I like it. Who is our engineer?
	 
	
	
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you. 
 
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I'm sure if you just show up at the airport, find a pilot and say, "hey take me to Hawaii via a stop over in Tennessee" that will work out really well for you.  It's always best to rely on someone else
	 
	
	
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		Titan !  Wrote:I'm sure if you just show up at the airport, find a pilot and say, "hey take me to Hawaii via a stop over in Tennessee" that will work out really well for you.  It's always best to rely on someone else 
I can be very convincing. I already have talked your 3 best members into joining my side.
	  
	
	
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		Rock Monster Wrote:Titan !  Wrote:I'm sure if you just show up at the airport, find a pilot and say, "hey take me to Hawaii via a stop over in Tennessee" that will work out really well for you.  It's always best to rely on someone else  
I can be very convincing. I already have talked your 3 best members into joining my side. 
You mean 4 of the 5 females.
	  
	
	
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		Krystal Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:I can be very convincing. I already have talked your 3 best members into joining my side.  
You mean 4 of the 5 females. 
aka: best members
 
(you, sunshyne, and Queenie, who's the 4th?)
	  
	
	
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		Titan !  Wrote:Yeah we covered that a few pages back.  Liser is our lab anti zombie serum maker. 
 
How about one of those sonic fences like they have on lost ?  We could rig it to make their heads explode instead of just knocking them unconscious 
didn't know that, i kind of wandered away from this thread after the first couple of pages. we could use the exploding method. I want to find a cure though. This way we would have more people to help us. especially if the undeadness didn't really rot their brains. If this happens i guess the fresher zombies would be good and able to help, however the ones who rotted more may just die as soon as the disease wears off. nonetheless it would be useful to have some more people helping, and possibly ones with smarts that may be able to change the tide.
	  
	
	
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		And, you think the Hawaiin's will welcome you with open arms ?
	 
	
	
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		Titan !  Wrote:And, you think the Hawaiin's will welcome you with open arms ? 
Do you think the Ocracoke-in-a-ganders will welcome you with open arms?
 
I would think that anyone would welcome everyone willing to fight. Also, as I have mentioned, we would contact them and make arrangements.
	  
	
	
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		Plus, Ocracoke is just a resort-y area.  Atleast Hawaii has big hospitals, labs, lots of guns (hello, Hawaii 5-0) and girls in hula skirts.
	 
	
	
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		Ocracoke =  
 
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You choose which is better.
	  
	
	
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		Nope bot buying it. 
 
You land yor plane in Hawaii, the Hawaiins take your supplies and kill you, and take the women. 
 
Awesome plan
	 
	
	
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		Titan !  Wrote:Nope bot buying it. 
 
You land yor plane in Hawaii, the Hawaiins take your supplies and kill you, and take the women. 
 
Awesome plan 
How is that different than your plan? (other than the fact that I'm planning on contacting them ahead of time)
 
You get to your island (which you forget, an Island was my idea), they take your supplies, and kill you, except that you have no women left to take. 
 
If any of you minions want to survive, you will come to Hawaii with us. If you want to take your chances close to the mainland, you can chance it with titan (who listed porn as essential supplies)
	  
	
	
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		All this debate about us being "close to the mainland".  You do realize even if we are 10 feet from mainland we're safe.  Zombies can't swim or jump.
	 
	
	
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		But they can just keep walking into the water, and form a "zombie" bridge by piling up on top of each other.
	 
	
	
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		Okay, everybody read the second procedure and get with the program.   
 
	 
	
	
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		Rock Monster Wrote:But they can just keep walking into the water, and form a "zombie" bridge by piling up on top of each other. 
Right but I said  if it was 10 feet out.
 
According to this:  http://travel.nytimes.com/frommers/trave...10001.html 
it is a 40 min ferry ride from mainland.  That's one hell of a zombie bridge.
	  
	
	
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