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		Give us some good pa pranks names, some of us want to make some home made pranks and we could use some good ammo to let out over the PAs of the world.  
 
do it in the format of  NAME (how it should sound)  
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Eileen Onacok (i lean on a cock)
	 
	
	
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		Not an original, but my all-time fave is Todd LerFondler.
	 
	
	
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		My fav is Chuck Jizatter, or ofcourse Howie Feltersnatch 
 
I've got an 05 (i think) PA Prank tournie shirt, i'll jot down some of the names and post em
	 
	
	
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		The winners were : 
Ila Vanul & Ila Veetinclam
	 
	
	
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		Connie Lingus
	 
	
	
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		I actually knew someone named Justin Butts, if that counts.
	 
	
	
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		I went to school with a girl, her dad's name was Phillip DePotty. His brother's name was Dwain.  
 
I wish I were making this up. 100% true.
	 
	
	
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		I went to school with a girl whose name was Dusty Cox.
	 
	
	
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		Jiggy  Wrote:I went to school with a girl whose name was Dusty Cox. 
wow, I wonder what pornos she has starred in lately.
	  
	
	
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		I knew a guy named Ivan Odor once.   Also there was a guy where I worked once named Harry Ballsac.
	 
	
	
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		Krystal Wrote:I actually knew someone named Justin Butts, if that counts. 
I know a girl named Brandi Bottoms
	  
	
	
Wowie Groovie !
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I know someone named Ineda Moore Butts.  To this day I don't believe her when she says that's her real name.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Barry Dinpoon.
	 
	
	
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you. 
 
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I was thinking, if we're going to do this (yes i'll try while my wife grocery shops) we should have the people paged to meet someone (their son/husband/whatever) in a specific area of the store.. 
 
for example: 
 
Todd LerFondler, please meet your wife in the toy department. 
 
Ike Huminspurts, please meet your wife near the paper towels.
	 
	
	
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		Ila Veetenclam to the seafood section...
	 
	
	
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		Howie Feltersnatch to the women's dressing rooms.
	 
	
	
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		Jiggy  Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch to the women's dressing rooms. 
schwing!
	  
	
	
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		Jiggy  Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch to the women's dressing rooms. 
... your dress is ready.
	  
	
	
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		adolf oliver bush 
I also know a guy named dick lodge
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Dan D Cox
	 
	
	
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		What about Michigan's Attorney General: MIKE COX.
	 
	
	
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		Aneeda Glasscock
	 
	
	
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		I went to school with a girl named Amanda Boner
	 
	
	
What? I didn't do it.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Neil Svorcoxx, or perhaps his brother, Bob. 
 
Speaking of brothers, I believe  Hugh Jeffencock has a little brother named Lar.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Went to school with the name amanda beaver. Also saw in a paper in the wedding sections "the Best-Beaver Wedding"
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Lou Briccant, Gabe Asher, Emersom Biggins, Anita Lay, Enyita Horre 
 
Of course I can't take credit for these, just watch this video...holy eff PA Pranks on Steroids! 
 
 
[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/jssoGA6JloU&hl=en[/flash]
	 
	
	
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		zdunklee Wrote:Lou Briccant, Gabe Asher, Emersom Biggins, Anita Lay, Enyita Horre 
 
Of course I can't take credit for these, just watch this video...holy eff PA Pranks on Steroids! 
 
 
[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/jssoGA6JloU&hl=en[/flash] 
LMAO...do they not go through these before they read them on the air?!
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Aster and Emma Rhoids...friggin hilarious!
	 
	
	
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		thought of this one today on my way to work....I wasn't going to post it at first but I've decided I haven't a way to post my own PA Prank so I'll give you the name: 
 
Hugh Jyunit (Huge Unit)
	 
	
	
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		The segment on PA Pranks this morning was awesome!!   That was pre-Queenie so I hope they decide to revive this type of segment.
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		zdunklee Wrote:Lou Briccant, Gabe Asher, Emersom Biggins, Anita Lay, Enyita Horre 
 
Of course I can't take credit for these, just watch this video...holy eff PA Pranks on Steroids! 
 
 
[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/jssoGA6JloU&hl=en[/flash] 
I know FBHW's link is from Break, but I am so taking credit for them talking about this on the air.
	  
	
	
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		The most recent post on Failblog.org is a solid PA prank-esque name: 
 
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		Back when I lived in S.E. Connecticut, a middle school in my local vicinity was called Benjamin Dover Middle School. Yes, we all called it Ben Dover, even in middle school.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	 
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