Posts: 5,185 
	Threads: 131 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		http://lansing.craigslist.org/mcy/904271353.html
This one was submited by a former member near and dear to our hearts    
	 
	
	
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 2,529 
	Threads: 77 
	Joined: Jul 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		He sound like a wiener to me!
	 
	
	
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 5,185 
	Threads: 131 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		Rock Monster Wrote:He sound like a wiener to me! 
yah he and I both posted a couple toys that we are selling.  he sent me the link saying 'mine is better than yours'
 
what a whippledick
	  
	
	
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 1,223 
	Threads: 20 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		I have spent hours going through crazy postings on Craigslist.
	 
	
	
That's what she said.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 1,323 
	Threads: 1 
	Joined: Aug 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		So how is weiner doing anyways?  Also, what size engine is in that quad?  His add doesn't say.  I'm assuming 450cc, but am not familiar enough with the Banshee to know for sure.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 7,070 
	Threads: 118 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		The ad definitely gave poopie away!!   Too funny!
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 5,185 
	Threads: 131 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		airhornahole Wrote:So how is weiner doing anyways?  Also, what size engine is in that quad?  His add doesn't say.  I'm assuming 450cc, but am not familiar enough with the Banshee to know for sure. 
he's doing good...working harder now that he quit this place..
 
it's a 350 twin 2stroke...so each cylinder is 175cc's....i think...
	  
	
	
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 5,185 
	Threads: 131 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://swmi.craigslist.org/zip/1145998045.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://swmi.craigslist.org/zip/1145998045.html</a><!-- m -->
	 
	
	
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 5,567 
	Threads: 179 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		This one cracked me up 
 
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/laf/1138844068.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/laf/1138844068.html</a><!-- m -->
	 
	
	
Wowie Groovie !
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 2,785 
	Threads: 43 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:http://swmi.craigslist.org/zip/1145998045.html 
We need to bombard this guy with emails inquiring about his swine flu!
	  
	
	
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 5,185 
	Threads: 131 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		-Jiggy- Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:http://swmi.craigslist.org/zip/1145998045.html  
We need to bombard this guy with emails inquiring about his swine flu! Let's do it!
	  
	
	
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 1,196 
	Threads: 9 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:http://swmi.craigslist.org/zip/1145998045.html 
HAHA!  I just looked at this, almost pee'd myself laughing!
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 5,185 
	Threads: 131 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		Titan! Wrote:This one cracked me up 
 
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/laf/1138844068.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/laf/1138844068.html</a><!-- m --> 
i enjoy this....
 
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/laf/1146166767.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/laf/1146166767.html</a><!-- m -->
 
you're welcome!
	  
	
	
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 1,669 
	Threads: 6 
	Joined: Sep 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		That is awesome!!!!
	 
	
	
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you." 
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 2,785 
	Threads: 43 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:-Jiggy- Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:http://swmi.craigslist.org/zip/1145998045.html  
We need to bombard this guy with emails inquiring about his swine flu! Let's do it! 
I wrote him and asked if it was still available cause I needed some for my mother in law.
	  
	
	
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 5,185 
	Threads: 131 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		i asked if it was available as i wanted to crate it up and send it to Canada
	 
	
	
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 2,529 
	Threads: 77 
	Joined: Jul 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		Titan! Wrote:This one cracked me up 
 
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/laf/1138844068.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/laf/1138844068.html</a><!-- m --> 
Apparently he doesn't realize that you can copy pics off of the drive...
 
EDIT... I think I may ask him for similar pics of the women, to see if the ones I have are his.
	  
	
	
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 5,185 
	Threads: 131 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		if they're nice you must share!
	 
	
	
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 816 
	Threads: 6 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		-Jiggy- Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:-Jiggy- Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:http://swmi.craigslist.org/zip/1145998045.html  
We need to bombard this guy with emails inquiring about his swine flu! Let's do it!  
I wrote him and asked if it was still available cause I needed some for my mother in law. 
Apparently they are taking it off craigslist because I couldn't get to it.  There was a "scheduled for removal" message!
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 1,196 
	Threads: 9 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		mainerliser Wrote:-Jiggy- Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:-Jiggy- Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:http://swmi.craigslist.org/zip/1145998045.html  
We need to bombard this guy with emails inquiring about his swine flu! Let's do it!  
I wrote him and asked if it was still available cause I needed some for my mother in law.  
Apparently they are taking it off craigslist because I couldn't get to it.  There was a "scheduled for removal" message! 
damn! double damn!!!
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 4,283 
	Threads: 137 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 377 
	Threads: 10 
	Joined: Mar 2009
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		Love looking at Craigslist for silly things.
	 
	
	
What? I didn't do it.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 1,059 
	Threads: 7 
	Joined: Oct 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/1055067742.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sf ... 67742.html</a><!-- m --> 
 
I thought this one was pretty good.
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 1,832 
	Threads: 86 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		Wow. Grand Rapids Craigslist is not blocked, but the actual Craiglist is. Go work?
	 
	
	
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you. 
 
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 5,185 
	Threads: 131 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		0rz0ski Wrote:Wow. Grand Rapids Craigslist is not blocked, but the actual Craiglist is. Go work? 
I think linzi's listing is in the personals...my work blocks the personals (people searching people) but not the rest like lost and found or motorcycles or free.
 
maybe...
	  
	
	
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 5,185 
	Threads: 131 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/zip/1149430209.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/zip/1149430209.html</a><!-- m --> 
 
 
TOO SMALL!?!?
	 
	
	
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 2,801 
	Threads: 55 
	Joined: Oct 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
	
	
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 5,721 
	Threads: 341 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://houston.craigslist.org/pet/1220733453.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://houston.craigslist.org/pet/1220733453.html</a><!-- m -->
	 
	
	
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 3,337 
	Threads: 196 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. 
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 5,185 
	Threads: 131 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/bar/1262110362.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/bar/1262110362.html</a><!-- m --> 
 
 
Ten Horse Johnson....what?
	 
	
	
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 5,185 
	Threads: 131 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/zip/1292853458.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/zip/1292853458.html</a><!-- m --> 
 
 
bed bugs
	 
	
	
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 5,185 
	Threads: 131 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
	
	
		<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/rnr/1328989139.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/rnr/1328989139.html</a><!-- m --> 
 
 
"Taste like chicken! 
 
No, seriously now - you probably have some gooks or Mexicans in your neighborhood. Find them, and you will find your weiner dogs. The gooks likely ate them, so if they live near you, it is too late. The Mexicans use them as chew toys to train their pitt bulls. " 
 
 
WTF :eh:
	 
	
	
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
	Posts: 4,283 
	Threads: 137 
	Joined: Jun 2008
	
 Reputation: 
 0
	 
 
 
	 
 |