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		Reply or Bump this thread so that we know it's ok to quote you (out of context) in a funny fashion. 
 
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		Allyson is fair game, ftw.
	 
	
	
That's what she said.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Well Duh.  Add me to the list dipshit.
	 
	
	
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		I'm sure you can find something from me, so get at it.
	 
	
	
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		Im in
	 
	
	
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		I like calling Howie  dipshit cause his grandma does it too.
	 
	
	
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		Titan! - "Those guys (Dino/Derek) are about as active as my sexlife"
	 
	
	
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		Biff: "darn tootin' "
	 
	
	
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		i guess this makes me fair game too 
 
Howie_Feltersnatch - "i like fingerbang"
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. 
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Sure, what the hell.
	 
	
	
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you. 
 
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		allyson -I think I'm in love with Jackie Man Voice.
	 
	
	
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		Titan! - I like to have sexy with hot sweaty black dudes who are just a little chubby.
	 
	
	
What? I didn't do it.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Titan-I eat your poo
	 
	
	
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		0rz0ski: edit display options 
 
HA ha Orz, you're such a deviant.
	 
	
	
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		Titan! - "DO IT HOWIE ! ! ! USE YOUR POWER ! TAKE UP YOUR SWORD" 
 
looks like titan wants to cross something with howie... 
 
even worse this was said right after that 
 
Titan! - "I'm a big boy I can take it"
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
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		Titan: "Soooo....you guys like stuff?"
	 
	
	
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		Howie_Feltersnatch: i baptize people with my teabag, and i make a noise (high pitched 'boop') when i do it.
	 
	
	
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you. 
 
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		Philly Mike: hmmm... they've [Victoria Secret] never told me anything that made me feel good about myself...or when they say "i'm going to call mall security on you"....or when they call mall security...
	 
	
	
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you. 
 
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		You can't leave me out! 
 
0rz0ski: the muffin bars are horrible though 
 
allyson:  it is simply orgasmic
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		admin Wrote:Petting my pussy. 
 
She has this habit of wanting to be petted while I'm on the computer. It's okay while I'm surfing but it's a big reason why I don't work from home much anymore. 
	 
	
	
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		admin Wrote:I'd give her the best 30 seconds of my life. 
	 
	
	
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		admin Wrote:Yeah, you're right. Let's have an a-hole fest. What the hell were we thinking? 
	 
	
	
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		Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:admin Wrote:Yeah, you're right. Let's have an a-hole fest. What the hell were we thinking?  
I'm going to need to the link to that one.
	  
	
	
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		Philly Mike Wrote:while i may be a fan of fingers... 
	 
	
	
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		Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Philly Mike Wrote:while i may be a fan of fingers...  wow... had to dig wayyyyyyyyyy into the rickroll page to pull that one... nice.
	  
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
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		0rz0ski - ... "I want to make love to your hand" 
 
 krys - ..."Sit on it, 0, it'll make you feel better." 
 
Titan! - ..."watch Howie handle his hose" 
 
Howie_Feltersnatch - "everyone wants to watch me with the hose"
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
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		Nothing I say is memorable enough to be recalled, but fire away I guess.
	 
	
	
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		best. thread. ever.
	 
	
	
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		I agree howie...hours of fun
	 
	
	
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		Howie-Right now I'm: 
 
sporting a super sore right elbow 
 
 
also 
 
 
I look effing huge
	 
	
	
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		0rz0ski: so, either frostys are shitty or I have horrible taste
	 
	
	
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		Howie_Feltersnatch: i use to work at a wendy's, and would always try to steal the frosty fake tit bags...they come in big fake boob looking bags
	 
	
	
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		too weird
	 
	
	
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		plumpenut Wrote:Howie-Right now I'm: 
 
sporting a super sore right elbow 
 
 
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I look effing huge 
ahhhhhh ha ha ha!!!!!
	  
	
	
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		Philly Mike Wrote:   
Were there supposed to be some words or something here ?
	  
	
	
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		yea when i was here the first time he wrote the exact same thing as you at the same time
	 
	
	
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		plumpenut Wrote:I think you will be fine.. as far as swallowing things goes... 
	 
	
	
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		Philly Mike Wrote:plumpenut Wrote:I think you will be fine.. as far as swallowing things goes...  
awesome!   hope I said it to a girl!
	  
	
	
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