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		The NNGC says today is Eric's birthday, who knows if this is false or not but what the hell.
Happy Birthday Lil' Fella
	 
	
	
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		It's a scooter btw
	
	
	
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		Happy birthday munchkin dick!
	
	
	
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Do you know how I know that that is EZ's scooter? It has a dick shaped seat.
	
	
	
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I'm recycling . . . 
I just went back and read that thread.  It might have been effed up, but it ended up being funnier than hell!!
	
 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Happy Birthday Zane!
Should we send him e-cards too?
	
	
	
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Allyson Wrote:Zane, I know you haven't been riding your scooter much, so I got you a new one that you might enjoy riding a bit more.
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Ha, winner!!
Happy Birthday Lil Fella!
	
 
	
	
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		Well according to twitter (which is updated by steev) it is his birthday and it says 
Quote:today is zane's birthday, send him some e cards at <!-- e --><a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a><!-- e -->
So happy birthday zane... and people get those e cards out
	
 
	
	
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[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Shouldn't this be in the FBHW's forum?
	
	
	
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		Now it is!
	
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
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		and boom goes the zaneomite!!
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Happy birthday 10!
	
	
	
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.