09-25-2009, 07:27 AM 
		
	
	
		Howie's dream girl?
	
	
	
	
	
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		09-25-2009, 07:27 AM 
		
	 
	
		Howie's dream girl? 
	
	
	
	
 
	
		
		
		09-25-2009, 07:52 AM 
		
	 
	
		She's training to be the C in "Y-M-C-A"
	 
	
	
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you. 
	
	
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
		
		
		09-25-2009, 07:55 AM 
		
	 
	![]() "Oh yes, stretch out for me." 
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
 
	
	
		
		
		09-25-2009, 08:04 AM 
		
	 
	![]() "Do you know where I can buy a goat?" 
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
 
	
	
		
		
		09-25-2009, 08:31 AM 
		
	 
	
		finding a wifi signal can drive people to do crazy things
	 
	
	
i'm not 16, just too lazy to think of a different username, so now every site that I have this username on probably assumes im a predator of some type
 
	
	
		
		
		09-25-2009, 09:20 AM 
		
	 
	
		During the job interview she was asked if she was flexible...She didn't get the job but she got a few requests for a date...
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		09-25-2009, 10:43 AM 
		
	 
	
		Sandy's vibrator broke in half after she shoved it in her ass. She tried the only thing that she knew how to remove the rest.
	 
	
	
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
 
	
	
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