07-22-2008, 08:27 AM
Jo Wrote:i saw a girl filling up her tank while smoking a cig and the whole time i'm thinking "god, teach her a lesson. please." and about 5 seconds later her sandals caught on fire. nothing serious but enough to make her dance around crazily trying to put it out.
excellent!
so i was in a motorcycle accident a few weeks ago and i'm trying to get my bike fixed....Anyone in my area don't go to Benton Harbor for Honda service....the bastards are giving me the jerk around...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"