07-25-2008, 06:48 PM
residentialevil Wrote:Who the heck is Kevin Matthews? I must have missed this whole segment.
Kevin Matthews is probably the shttyist morning radio host ever with a litany of bad impressions and he got his start on WGRD in the early 80's. Too the great relief of Grand Rapids, years back he left for Chicago too stink it up down there. When Chicago got tired of his old tired shtick, he moved back too Grand Rapids and got a job at an old tired radio station WLAV. It was then that he picked a fight with the newcomers Freebeer and Hotwings by spreading lies about them and their show. FBHW now happen too be in the employ of WGRD and who, per chance, have a bunch of KM's original work on tape. They hate him and the broken down, aids infested horse he rode in on and couldn't help themselves too rip him a new ahole on the local segment of their show.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"