Dumbest things you've ever done drunk

[boizalynne]

Then there was this one time that a friend of mine was housesitting for this rich dentist and I fell from the very top of the stairs to the very bottom, hitting every possible part of my body on the way down...... Howie and Weiner were both there... I wonder if they remember that.... I hope they don't....

Wow . . did you break any bones??

No... but I could hardly walk the next day... I had a huge bruise on my forehead, and I was a server at a restaurant at the time, so I had to explain to all of my tables why I looked like someone was abusing me... " No sir, I did this to myself.... "