sunglass straps, vanity plates, and douche bags

[plungerhand]

I saw a trucker eating Chinese food with chopsticks at a buffet today.

It made me question my sanity for a bit, until I realized he's the exception that proves the rule.

I saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fuk's
For to get a big dish of beef chow mien


Sorry, I read that post and now have Warren Zevon in my head