Dumb stuff freebeer says like,"Its all true"

[kzootube]

Have you noticed how when listeners call in and say the usual social small-talk-ish things like... "How's it going?", or "What's up?", Freebeer OFTEN (I'm not saying ALWAYS) replies with an answer that does not fit the question...

For example:
Listener: "Hey, how's it going?"

Freebeer: "Not much."

OR

Listener: "Hey, what's up?"

Freebeer: "Not bad."

I've thought about taking my podcasts and making a collection of the hundreds of times this has happened, but have not had the time or the motivation to do it...