09-19-2008, 05:04 PM
ORANGEVILLE MINGER RECRUIT!!!!
Joe should go to Orangeville with a Minger Recruit sign up sheet. And then he could just walk up to people and explain the prerequisites to being a minger:
1. Extreme ugliness, preferably to the point where appearing in public causes babies to cry, children to projectile vomit, and adults to gouge out their eyeballs.
2. Minimal branches on their family tree.
3. Partial or total dentures!
Because nobody is ever wandering around Orangeville, he should go to the nearest DNR check in station on openning day of dear season.
It's Mingercity, USA over there.
Joe should go to Orangeville with a Minger Recruit sign up sheet. And then he could just walk up to people and explain the prerequisites to being a minger:
1. Extreme ugliness, preferably to the point where appearing in public causes babies to cry, children to projectile vomit, and adults to gouge out their eyeballs.
2. Minimal branches on their family tree.
3. Partial or total dentures!
Because nobody is ever wandering around Orangeville, he should go to the nearest DNR check in station on openning day of dear season.
It's Mingercity, USA over there.