sunglass straps, vanity plates, and douche bags

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once, on the speakerphone with the talkative saleshole guy, I decided it would be funny to play a soundbite of Chris Farley saying "SHUT YOUR DAMN FLANHOLE!" ..I hoped it would be quiet enough for only the people in our office to hear it....My speakers were CRANKED.

He heard it and sounded all confused and submissive after that...It was priceless