10-02-2008, 10:47 AM 
		
	
	fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:I've been the usual.
Doctor - Spiced up with blood hand prints located strategically on the crotch, ass and I think chest....
Pimp - Goodwill provides much material for good pimp costumes
80's Redneck Rocker - Nothing short of fantastic
Those are my "go-to"s
Last year, a good friend of mine's costume was hilarious. Very poorly accomplished, but effective. He was the guy from SNL's "dick in the box" video.
Thrift stores are a gold mine
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
  Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.

