10-02-2008, 03:48 PM
I was once walking behind some guy who dressed up like a hooters girl- shaved his legs and everything, and a car full of frat guys slowed down and started hooting and hollering, driving alongside, and asking "her" to show them something. He looked over, smiled, and whipped it out. I almost died laughing at the immediate silence and greenish hue that came to their sodden faces.
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.