10-12-2008, 06:01 PM
Allyson Wrote:Driving home last night a spider scurried across my windshield. I almost swerved off the road into a tree. That's attempted murder in the second degree.
One of the funniest things that ever happened to me was when a small black wolf spider got into my car when I was driving down the freeway with my (ex)wife. She's deathly afraid of spiders and she became instantly hysterical. there was nothing I could do since I was blocked in traffic going seventy and she's jumping up and down in her seat threatening to jump out. So I started to laugh my ass off while she kept swatting at the thing, calling me a dirty bastard. It just made me laugh all the harder. Every time she took a swing at it , it jumped somewhere else. Finally the spider found a hole in the console of the car to climb in. And Ive been laughing about it ever since.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"