Let's see you

[airhornahole]

I figure it's about time I join the party. Me by a fire, clearly.

Pallets make for GREAT fires! Especially if you stack them super tall and begin with gasoline....

Just make sure you don't let the fumes build. BOOM!!

Been there done that. Funny as hell.

Wife comes running out of the house. "What the eff was that?" Dad and I were standing here smiling without eyebrows.