Wash your Effing hands!

[potthole]

Besides I knew guys that after peeing "just shake it off" forget the TP altogether. Blech wheres that throw up smiley when you need it.

Yeah, because I go walk across the bathroom, junk hanging out, into one of the stalls, so I can get some TP to use after taking a piss.

Hate to break it to you, but men don't use TP after they take a leak.