Wash your Effing hands!

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Oh eff that. You're disgusting fetus!!

I promise I'm not though.

What would you do?:

You're at a bar in line with thirty drunk guys. Every guy before you pisses all over the floor, and all over the urinal. Then they flush, and go wash their hands. They've taken that piss and put it all over the urinal handle, the sink and the paper towel release mechanism.

Do you follow suit and touch everyone else's pee? or do you pee, not flush, not wash hands, and just leave? I just leave. The door is usually propped open by the line of people waiting to pee.

Think about it. If you intend to wash your hands, you can touch any surface in the bathroom you want. You only have to be conscious of what you touch after you wash. That includes the towel dispenser handle and the doorknob/handle. In all likelihood, the towel dispenser handle is clean, since it's most likely only been touched by people who've just washed their hands. That leaves the door handle.

When confronted with a door handle, one of the one's that look like this from the side: [ , I like to grab the handle at the very bottom then pull the door open. This is the place where it's least likely people have touched.




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