11-04-2008, 04:25 PM
I was driving to work one day and was doing the same speed as everyone else until a semi got behind me. I noticed traffic was about to stop and the semi behind (fully loaded) did not show any signs of stopping. I accelerated and got over in the next lane, at about the same time I passed a motorcycle cop. Fingerbanger pulled me over. After he gave me the ticket (66 in a 55), I asked him why he stopped me and not the semi. He replied, "Well, it is just a little easier to pull over a car rather than a semi in morning rush hour traffic."
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!