Do you believe in Physics ?

[Titan!]

Are you sure ? if he's a large enough rock he might have enough personal gravity to actually have pulled the floor up to him.

And rock crushes scissors....and scissors cut paper...and paper goes through rock....we have a conundrum.

I mean, seriously. Paper beats rock ? Have you ever thrown a rock at something? A window, someones head, your mother in law? Do you think throwing a piece of paper would have had the same effect ? Stephen King wrote a chapter in his epic novel IT, title "The Apocolyptic Rock Fight" Do you think "The Apocolyptic Paper Fight " would have had the samd emotional impact ? The idea that paper could ever in any way shape or form beat Rock is a centuried long conspiracy brought forth by Big Paper companies to artificially inflate the sense of worth in their products.


"Good ole Rock, nothing beats that" Bart Simpson