12-18-2008, 10:09 PM 
		
	
	
		I remember one year my parents let me open a gift early on Christmas Eve.  It was this huge micro machines town with a bunch of cars.  I didn't care about the rest of the gifts after that.  Note to parents:  Give the best gift last.  This should just be common sense, but obviously my parents didn't get the memo.
	
	
	
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
	
	

