Crosby the Bitch

[dingdongyo]

You would think Jesus plays hockey the way the NHL blows sunshine up his ass.

true. i think the nhl wanted a face, and there was enough attention around him to use his. he's been in mainstream commercials and ads and stuff without a penguins jersey. he's close to becoming a general celebrity, which has to be exactly what the nhl wants. he draws a paying crowd.
other guys his age know better than to ass punch. that's just a kid throwing a fit.