01-21-2009, 03:11 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Random Farce:I'm wiping my ass with $20's. Oh and I found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, it's next to the singing butterflies and flowers.
Since yesterday at noon my stocks have jumped 200% (I'm now breaking even again) and I've been offered 3 jobs that will make me more money. :'(
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.