02-05-2009, 11:18 PM
I do it all the time. Of course, it usually starts when I get home and think "Hmm.. good day to mow the lawn.. I bet the wife will even keep the kids out of my hair while I'm doing it." ..and of course it never happens that way. Then I get griped at because the lines aren't straight enough, which would have nothing at all to do with the fact the kids magically appeared outside and I have to keep looking all over the yard to make sure they're not getting too close to the road.. would it? Things just get progressively worse from there, until I have to get something to grill for dinner and a beer to drink before I go back in, all overly pissed off.
Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?