Monster Chug Challenge

[Howie Feltersnatch]

I've started to notice that I drink pop really fast and in mass amounts. Once at a restraunt I drank my Fountain Dew dry before the food came, the waitress brought our food and asked if i wanted a refill,

i said 'uh...yah it's free aint it?'

well a few minutes later I asked my buddy "did she ever bring me my dew?"

apparently i had drank it to fast for even me to notice. I'll keep drinking it as long as they keep bringing it.