02-12-2009, 01:32 PM
Queenie Wrote:I have one leg and he has the other . . .
You only need the one leg, and the pocket attached to it, to put his balls in. If you were to get pants with pockets, you could give him that pant leg back!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."