02-12-2009, 02:03 PM
fight on video until someones boob falls out
throw a dill at her
color her underpants in areas with a brown sharpie
shove a hundred tampons up the tailpipe of her car so when she starts the car it'll look like a tampon celebration with confetti
invite her parents over, right befor they arrive trap some live stock in her room and scatter bunches of open rubbers about her room.
mail her to Abu dhabi
throw a dill at her
color her underpants in areas with a brown sharpie
shove a hundred tampons up the tailpipe of her car so when she starts the car it'll look like a tampon celebration with confetti
invite her parents over, right befor they arrive trap some live stock in her room and scatter bunches of open rubbers about her room.
mail her to Abu dhabi
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"