I wrote a story.

[mainerliser]

Yes it is, yes I believe that, Never, Yes I have, No i'm not mormon.

Sorry pal, I thought picking on you about your story was a little fun, but ANY male who is past puberty who tells me he's never masturbated, is an absolute liar.

Might explain the "story". All that back-up must poison the mind!! That was some messed up writing!