Bike accidents/other retarded ways you got hurt

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That long story is worth the read.

Maybe if it was true.

Why the hell would I make that up?

You give me too much credit - coming up with a story like that out of thin air would require a bit of talent, I'd think.

I actually hit myself in the back of my head with a hatchet. From what you know about me so far, does that really seem so far-fetched?