03-11-2009, 07:33 PM
I've worked with horses most of my life and often my nicknames for them stick and become their barn names...
Houdini - a horse that could un-latch/lock/tie anything and would let all the other horses out as well and break into the feed or lounge rooms
Samsonite - he was this gangly, rather stupid horse with an overbite who reminded me of Jim Carey in Dumb & Dumber
Goose - well, he was just grey
Zima - a stuck-up trendy SOB who was only popular with girls
And of course, corny yet unavoidable- Charlie (horse, not the unicorn)
Houdini - a horse that could un-latch/lock/tie anything and would let all the other horses out as well and break into the feed or lounge rooms
Samsonite - he was this gangly, rather stupid horse with an overbite who reminded me of Jim Carey in Dumb & Dumber
Goose - well, he was just grey
Zima - a stuck-up trendy SOB who was only popular with girls
And of course, corny yet unavoidable- Charlie (horse, not the unicorn)
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.