Pork Spending.

[Philly Mike]

okay but now once we get the reality TV show going we will need more, there will be others and once the show starts it will be difficult to keep pumping people into it. Soooo here's what we can do. We can get the ones who don't make the cut for the show to have to spin a wheel or somehow randomly pick an extreme youtube video stunt to replicate and make them either do it or give up their senate seat and call for an emergency vote to bring in someone to replace them or to replace the person that replaces them.
It's a win win for everyone.

In all seriousness though, they should force the people that put these earmarks in there to do some fund raising efforts in order to fund at least 50% of the proposed earmark. Maybe 75% or lower than 50% depending on the usefulness of the earmark itself.