03-19-2009, 06:47 PM
About 10 years ago I went out walking down a long drive through the woods during what I thought was just a bad thunderstorm (turns out it included a tornado) and a tree fell on me. A big tree. When I opened my eyes I was staring at the huge trunk which was inches from my nose. I was pinned by some big branches but because it was so muddy I wriggled my way out eventually.
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.