03-24-2009, 11:06 AM
boizalynne Wrote:#1, in my defense, those poor naive boys wanted my hands in their pants.... and the mother with the biggest meanie-est mouth had a son whose weiner I wouldn't have touched if I had been paid to do so... (sorry Andrew....)
#2, in my defense, I kept my vagina a closely guarded secret (meaning I didn't sleep around... just made out alot.... with various penises)
#3, in my defense, all four of my baby girls were fathered by ONE man... a rarity these days... So call me preggers all you want, at least I know who my baby-daddy is...
so the mom's had the meanie-est mouths and you had the friendliest?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"