04-01-2009, 01:55 PM
Krystal Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:I vote me!
My Platform: Free Alcohol for Everyone!
It'd be free anyway 'cuz we be stealing it.
Me = bartender, alcohol theft from me = shot in the head. Me as president = take all the alcohol you want.
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