Swine Flu Parody Songs

[whatwouldzappasay]

Ah! Great minds think alike! Time Has Come Today by the Chambers Brothers was my pick too. I emailed them today, but came up with the edited lyrics just now (couldn't think at work...)

I just emailed this to them. I mean, they asked us to, right????

Swine has come today
Young people feeling faint
Can't put off the Dr. another day
I don't care what others say
They say we won't get it anyway
Swine has come today
(Hey)

Oh
The flues have changed today (Hey)
I have no place to stay (Hey)
I'm thinking about the subway (Hey)
My health has flown away (Hey)
My fears have come home to stay (Hey)
Oh my Lord, I have to fly (Hey)
I hope I don't get sick and die (Hey)
I hope I don't get sick and die (Hey)

Now the swine has come (Swine)
There's no place to run (Swine)
I might get burned up by the gun* (Swine)
No more time for fun (Swine)
I've been vaccinated and put aside (Swine)
I've been infected and don't wanna die (Swine)
And my body's been micro-manage-ized (Swine)**

(Swine)
Now the swine has come (Swine)
There is something we must realize (Swine)
Swine has come today (Swine)
Swine has come today (Swine)

Swine [x11]

Oh
Now the swine has come (Swine)
There's no place to run (Swine)
I might get burned up by the gun* (Swine)
No more time for fun (Swine)
I've been vaccinated and put aside (Swine)
I've been infected and don't wanna die (Swine)
And my body's been micro-manage-ized (Swine)**

(Swine)
Now the swine has come (Swine)
There is something we must realize (Swine)
Swine has come today (Swine)
Swine has come today (Swine)

Swine [x4]
Yeah
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*ie: the vaccine
** gov't mandated vaccines


And for those of you who have no reference to this great 60s song:

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