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[Howie Feltersnatch]

Dear Feltersnatch,
Is it true that the hosebeast is moving to England?

• Yes,
  and you have no idea how excited i am to be rid of all the drama and bullshit! :clap:
  Anyone looking for a job in the Kalamazoo area can contact me for a possible job in the late summer/ early fall. You must have an understanding of Natural Resources, Agriculture, Backyard Habitat, Native Plants and the like. You must also have a minor understanding of book keeping and accounting as well as be able to pass the 'pencil test' conducted by me, in most cases.

Dear Howie,

I am in the process of doing my part to helping the economy recover and helping out a Ford dealership at the same time. My problem is, I don't have quite enough money to make this happen. Where do I get my slice of the bailout so that I can do my part in helping this company stay in business?

• Opus,
  If I knew how to get free money I would share it with the rest of the board....actually, If I knew how to get bailout money I probably wouldn't be e-hanging out with you losers all day. I'm sorry, but I don't know how to get bailout money, have you tryed selling a kidney, or a lung on the blackmarket? I hear scrap metal prices are down but used organs (in good condition ofcourse) usually hold their value.
  
  
  Thanks to Long O for this link:
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