06-15-2009, 04:26 PM
slaps queenie cause I didn't fall. I dove after my golf ball cause I was riding with the bachelor and he said he wasn't gonna slow down for me to pick up my golf ball that I had "Happy Gilmored" about 20 yards from the tee. Thus I dove out of a the cart and got the ball, and he stopped cause he was laughing too hard to continue driving.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."