07-22-2009, 02:21 PM
Call in topic 1: I was a stupid kid because...
I was a stupid kid for many reasons. One time I was in some kind of Bible study in the middle of winter. We were all sitting on the floor, and I was on the floor by the outside door. I noticed this things on the floor, they looked like little diamonds except they were really foggy. I noticed my fingers were really powdery after touching the diamonds, so I touched it to the tip of my tounge. Salty. They were salt crystals, and the biggest ones I'd ever seen. Naturally, I ate about a handful, not thinking as to why salt was on the ground in the church. Then I saw the bag. The bag of road salt, with the poison control number, "Keep out of the reach of children," and other warnings on it.
Yeah, I was 8 years old...old enough to know better...
I was a stupid kid for many reasons. One time I was in some kind of Bible study in the middle of winter. We were all sitting on the floor, and I was on the floor by the outside door. I noticed this things on the floor, they looked like little diamonds except they were really foggy. I noticed my fingers were really powdery after touching the diamonds, so I touched it to the tip of my tounge. Salty. They were salt crystals, and the biggest ones I'd ever seen. Naturally, I ate about a handful, not thinking as to why salt was on the ground in the church. Then I saw the bag. The bag of road salt, with the poison control number, "Keep out of the reach of children," and other warnings on it.
Yeah, I was 8 years old...old enough to know better...
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.