08-21-2009, 08:43 AM
Honorable Mention for me:
within a week while doing work around the house I:
used a cordless drill to punch a hole in my left hand
used a gnarly toothed wood-saw to nearly cut my left thumb off
and smashed my left hand with a hammer
within a week while doing work around the house I:
used a cordless drill to punch a hole in my left hand
used a gnarly toothed wood-saw to nearly cut my left thumb off
and smashed my left hand with a hammer
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"