08-21-2009, 11:05 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Three midgets are walking down the sidewalk and come across the Guiness Book of World Records office. The first little fella says:
"I bet I have the world record smallest hands" and went inside to check it out.
The second little fella says:
"I bet I have the world record smallest feet" and went inside to check it out.
The third little fella says:
"I bet I have the world record smallest dick" and went inside to check it out.
The first little fella came back out and says:
"WOO HOO, world record smallest hands!"
The second little fella came back out and says:
"WOO HOO, world record smallest feet!"
The third little fella came back out and says:
"Who the fuck is Pothole?"
:lol: :lol:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!