09-14-2009, 03:38 PM
My family can listen now! Uh-oh...
Might have to rethink some of those off color statements I've made in the past (wearing strap-ons, eating beaver, grabbing Joe's bottom, looking at Free Beer's taint, pole-vaulting Steve's face, requesting Zane to take his shirt off, comparing Mark's junk to vegetables, making vulgar sex noises, agreeing to chewing on various substances, agreeing that I'm a fluffer, having sex in various public places including a possible zoo, etc.).
Hmmm... nope. Not going to happen.
Might have to rethink some of those off color statements I've made in the past (wearing strap-ons, eating beaver, grabbing Joe's bottom, looking at Free Beer's taint, pole-vaulting Steve's face, requesting Zane to take his shirt off, comparing Mark's junk to vegetables, making vulgar sex noises, agreeing to chewing on various substances, agreeing that I'm a fluffer, having sex in various public places including a possible zoo, etc.).
Hmmm... nope. Not going to happen.
My latest Free Beer-ism: "Did the light lamp up? ...Wait did I just have a sword cramble? AHHHHG"