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Winter Olympics
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More thoughts on the closing ceremonies:

The giant cardboard cutout is a rapist.

Dancing maple leaves are the highlight so far.

OOOOH CANOES THEY SPARED NO EXPENSE!

The women on the inside of the maple leaves look like Poison Ivy from Batman.

Giant Inflatable Beaver!
Me: Nice Beaver!
Husband: "Damn, something bigger than Joe's teeth."

Well folks, that's canada. Giant beavers, canoes, Michael Buble, Poison Ivy, giant moose, fans in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer hats.

Me: I kinda want China to host them again, because they went nuts for their ceremonies.
Husband: It'd fix their air issues again.

Me: I totally want a Batman to swing down and tackle a Poison Ivy Maple Leaf woman.

What the hell is this marriage ref? I wanna see more giant beaver! Well, it's either show the Seinfeld show, or Nickelback. I think NBC made the choice of lesser of two evils.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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